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By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 01:38 - United States - Houston

Today, while walking home with my mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelled at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By Saw - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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DanShowsNoMercy 13

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:24

Leave that to your dad.

Googolman 29

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:23

That's just the way life is.

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homesuckfucker 28

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:35

"My life is horrible now because of one specific awkward, silent walk." She'll get over it, OP. Don't worry. If something like that happens again, try to make conversation out of it. "Oh my god, people these days are so disrespectful!" For example.

cornyrob 33

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:41

Better than in the ass, eh?

xxughmylifexx 15

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:47

Could be a compliment if she looks young.

sydstoomuch 19

Sunday 30 November 2014 13:44

That's what I was thinking

cjwayy 22

Sunday 30 November 2014 18:38

Catcalling is not a compliment

jmacs 9

Monday 1 December 2014 8:37

so you're saying that people should call em ugly and make fun of them? which one do you think is worse, how is it cat calling anyways, the idiot is talking to the son

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Tuesday 2 December 2014 13:45

No, asswipe, what they are saying is give them an actual ******* compliment! Like Instead of being ****** sleazy say your beautiful or use extremely cheesy yet funny pickup lines, not **** em right in the pussy that my friend is lame and douchey.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 30 November 2014 9:01

Well then...hope karma gets them...if that's karma redeemable

Nichao 16

Sunday 30 November 2014 9:23

People can be so agitating, hopefully you will both forget that happened soon.

LegalLoitering 12

Sunday 30 November 2014 9:33

There are times that you become disappointed in people. This is one of those times.

YoursAlways98 13

Sunday 30 November 2014 10:00

What an asshole. Sexual harassment is not ok and I'm so sorry that you had to deal with that OP

jmacs 9

Monday 1 December 2014 8:39

i dont think that sexual harassment, the sentence was towards the guy btw

bombielol 20

Sunday 30 November 2014 10:05

lmao that's awful op!

Classy_Sassy_15 15

Sunday 30 November 2014 10:07

Sorry you had to deal with that OP some people are disgusting

Sunflowers111 7

Sunday 30 November 2014 10:21

At #3 you have an odd sense of humour then

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