Calculated revenge

By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 04:00

Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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cacheson 41

I had a teacher who hated me after I pointed out a mistake on an answer sheet. I didn’t even do it publicly, I waved her over and whispered it to her, but for the rest of the year she treated me like shit. Some people just shouldn’t be teachers.

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TomeDr 24

Okay, I have to ask. What spelling is wrong? I’m not great at spelling either but I can’t find any errors. Unless you’re talking about “maths”. The use of the word “bollocks” indicates the writer is probably from the UK. So “maths” is correct because that’s how they say it there.

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cacheson 41

I had a teacher who hated me after I pointed out a mistake on an answer sheet. I didn’t even do it publicly, I waved her over and whispered it to her, but for the rest of the year she treated me like shit. Some people just shouldn’t be teachers.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, at least you'll have plenty of time to study your math. And maybe brush up on your spelling.

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TomeDr 24

Okay, I have to ask. What spelling is wrong? I’m not great at spelling either but I can’t find any errors. Unless you’re talking about “maths”. The use of the word “bollocks” indicates the writer is probably from the UK. So “maths” is correct because that’s how they say it there.

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Michael Sawyer 11

I believe we in the USA are the only country to call it Math. every other country uses Maths(instead of using each type of math, basic math, algebra, geometry, ect

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Iamthebanzai22 21

There.... there are people who say 'Math'? Wtf?

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RichardPencil 30

I don't accept spelling judgments from a country that drives on the wrong side of the road. Math is the obvious abbreviation for mathematics -- it's the first four letters. You have to go all the way past ematic to get to an s.

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Alan 54

Oh boy, wait 'til you find out which side of the road Japan, Australia, India, and other massive countries drive on. And it's MATHS in proper English, Oi guvnor! Mathematics.

Iamthebanzai22 21

If your teacher blatantly lies about you like this then they are not fit to work with children and you should report them to school management. Do you have friends who would be willing to testify on your behalf?

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