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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

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Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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Shadowflames420 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!

hotlips15 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

lmao did anyone see?

Comments

wolfman2012 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:37

why were you wearing a jacket if you were enjoying the warm weather?

Vermelle 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:09

Just a comment at people who said the poster overreacted: Some people are fatally allergic to bees. They could die if they get stung. Now, tell me, do you think that's a pretty damn good reason to freak out and act irrational? ... Anyone who answers 'no' is an idiot.

heatherryo 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:10

50 is warmer than 30 but still requires a coat. yanno?

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:33

pics or it didnt happen

xodorakay 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 7:00

@ 96 Pretty much the same thing happened to me. A wasp somehow found its way up my pant leg. I didn't even notice it until it stung me twice. Which I thought was just something poking sharp poking me until I felt something crawling. THEN I freaked out. Hahaha xD

paigeypooh2012 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:26

y'all are stupid. he or she is not exaggerating. i have a friend that is deathly allergic to bees. it is rational to react that way darlin', i feel your pain. however, i did laugh very hard when i read this. just know that i support you

sliimxshady 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:06

LOLOLOLOL.

dan81892 2

Friday 3 April 2009 1:15

i don't know how anyone could say you deserved that, i would have freaked if something that i was allergic to was down my shirt.

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 10:50

Hahahah! Yeah I don't get how people think you could deserve that. I've had that happen to me before, with strings on hoodies or like my hair and mistake them for some sort of insect. And especially since your allergic! I completely understand. That must have sucked if people where watching that scene and then you realizing it's nothing hahaha

Z_Bunny 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 21:42

Anyone who says you deserve it is just plain retarded. Many people will have potentially fatal reactions to just one bee sting , what people witnessed was the basic self preservation and survival instinct that every human has. Too bad everyone doesn't also have common sense firmly ingrained in there brains.