By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 128
You deserved it 33 244

Same thing different taste

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did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!

hotlips15 0

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pinkducttape 0

the belief that any stinging insect will not sting if you simply stand still is a myth. a wasp landed on my leg once and i stood still and it still stung me.

wow.... well, it differs in embaressment depending on if your male/female. but hey, atleast your alive. >=P

DoctorBrilliant 0

Dude, I'm totally getting a jar of bees (I don't know where they sell jars of bees, but I'll find it) and a video camera and I'm going to throw the bees into the shirts of hot girls I see. Hopefully they'll react the same way you did. Good plan, yeah? =P

davidlonghorn 0

theres no way u could go that crazy!

NoThankYouu 0

i can see myself doing that ^^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Oh man. Seriously though, I'm allergic too and I know how that feels. Though, I don't think I'd rip off my clothes. I think the lack of a buzzing would have tipped me off. Also, #53, you rule.

The use of the word "rip" made me picture a girl that looked like Hulk Hogan ripping her shirt of Hulk style and made me gag a bit