By TheKingKen - 13/02/2015 08:40 - Australia - Perth

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
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TheKingKen 22

Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D

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AlonsoKold 15

You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization

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bsums203 13

Sounds like no one in your family even cared or heard.

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ElOhVeeEe 8

The same thing happened to me. And I'm a girl. Don't worry about it.

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badgercheese94 16

So where is the FML? In most situations, I am assuming your mother would just laugh and be like "what!?" and then... nothing happens. The real FML would be if you yelled it out, as a girl, because even playing around, that might cause some drama.

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ChodyRay 1

you deserve it if you're watching that trash ?

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squarecircles 13

You see, that's what happens when you watch crap shows like that. You just get dumb. There's lots of way better shows out there. Just sayin'.

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Gauzy21 12

If you are a guy why are you watching that crappy show

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TheNiceOne 20

That doesn't accidentally happen,

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