By TheKingKen - 13/02/2015 08:40 - Australia - Perth

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
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TheKingKen 22

Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D

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AlonsoKold 15

You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization

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chef_burns 9

It's the male ego that usually hides what we watch, for example my step dad will stop behind the couch while my mom watches a chick flick or one of her shows and be drawn into it, she will point it out too it's funny.

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Wakachulak 22

It's like a car crash, you can't help watching.

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MrConcise 34

#20 - Nope, I will openly admit Dance Moms is the shit. I love catty and irrational women trying to live vicariously through their daughters.

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just1n12 18

I watch 16 And Pregnant, it's educational and a great show.

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mmazzaa 16

I agree ! Teaches me not to get pregnant at 16 and I passed! I should celebrate

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Nymeria_fml 25

Now she'll think you need the birds and the bees talk again.

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joeblow6969 5

Way to let the cat out of the bag. So how did she respond? I hope she's supportive and lets you make your own choice on how to handle it. It's your body and your weird butt baby.

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foxmatrix15 8

And somehow u showed readers how ur also stupid.

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TheKingKen 22

Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D

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Zebediabolical 39

You have to concentrate in order to speak your native language?

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TheKingKen 22

#27, Tagalog (Filipino language) "Pregnant" = "Buntis" "Full" = "Busog" :)

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bemined 11

Well, good thing is you're not a girl or else it will take a whole lot of explanation to clarify yourself.

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reaxion 25

Hah. Technically, both things mean you're stuffed :-)

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missmonkie 16

oh yay Tagalog! I'm learning it cuz my nieces are Filipino.

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ndnpride88 25

YDI Just for watching the show

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