By TheKingKen - 13/02/2015 08:40 - Australia - Perth

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
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TheKingKen 22

Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D

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AlonsoKold 15

You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization

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KONTE811 4

How is this an FML? I think its a hilarious response and might possibly use that next time I'm at my parent's place.

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Kristoffer 35

that's actually awesome

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foxy4353 10

Well, it would've been worse if you were a girl

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alanharvey15 13

Well you sir should have said I just had sex instead lol

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Okay...dude, if your mom's cooking is that bad, I'm sure there are better ways to get out of eating dinner.

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