Intimacy: Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's... - FML

By AsianSweets - 24/03/2014 15:32 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML

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AsianSweets 9

Tuesday 25 March 2014 12:20

OP here! Hey guys, so just to clarify, I don't have any daddy issues and I know who my father is lol. It just caught me off guard that my boyfriend asked me that so I thought about it literally first instead of how my boyfriend meant to say it for fun. But either way was a buzzkill.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Monday 24 March 2014 22:31

That question is pretty weird when it's being used in such way.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 March 2014 22:32

I never understood why people thought it was "hot" to say that

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Harrison38 5

Monday 24 March 2014 23:03

guys actually say that... ive never sad thatbin my life

albinochipmunks 7

Tuesday 25 March 2014 2:01

Just because one guy says that it doesn't mean we all do.

alphabetta 23

Monday 24 March 2014 23:04

Why is that phrase even considered sexy?

thatnucca 36

Monday 24 March 2014 23:18

At least you got the answer right...

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 24 March 2014 23:18

...."and what does he do?" In an Austrian accent.

Axel5238 29

Tuesday 25 March 2014 0:11

Thank you for the kindergarden cop reference. I laughed.

rybaby23 8

Monday 24 March 2014 23:46

Wait... So people actually say that during sex? Lol Yeah, I'm good. I'll stick with one of the other millions of choices you have. Haha

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 25 March 2014 0:27

Do you know your daddy? Or were you pondering who he is?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 25 March 2014 1:04

You were right...I guess now think for a moment

TheCrispyCat 20

Tuesday 25 March 2014 1:11

lady bonerkill

bluefrootloops 13

Tuesday 25 March 2014 1:35

Is your dad Buzz Killington?

validator 12

Tuesday 25 March 2014 1:59

Somebody's got daddy issues

jazzy_123 20

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:42

it doesn't always mean that -,-

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