Intimacy: Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's... - FML

By AsianSweets - 24/03/2014 15:32 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML

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AsianSweets 9

Tuesday 25 March 2014 12:20

OP here! Hey guys, so just to clarify, I don't have any daddy issues and I know who my father is lol. It just caught me off guard that my boyfriend asked me that so I thought about it literally first instead of how my boyfriend meant to say it for fun. But either way was a buzzkill.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Monday 24 March 2014 22:31

That question is pretty weird when it's being used in such way.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 March 2014 22:32

I never understood why people thought it was "hot" to say that

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beaunerific 10

Wednesday 26 March 2014 4:45

That should've never been a thing.

vincentcloud 4

Thursday 27 March 2014 18:13

could be worse OP...you could have daddy issues and be scared of your father and have anxiety attack when you were having sex with him.....

murder_bloody 2

Sunday 30 March 2014 23:45

Omg I would hate if I started thinking about my dad.

sempisaviour 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:04

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that is hilarious. I bet he didn't see that coming. LOL.

obey_nikki_ 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 6:14

He probably thought you'd say "you" what a turn off.

Neon_Minx 4

Sunday 8 June 2014 7:24

Why are all of you being so mean. Different people like different things. It's not their fault that they enjoy it. So what if they like being called "daddy" or "mommy".

ItsMyLife1496 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 21:47

A partner should never compare themselves to a "Daddy" ever! Period!

blorainbowody 5

Saturday 6 September 2014 10:27

Anyone else realise the 6969?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 December 2015 6:11

That's just weird.

Wesson Smith 2

Monday 10 September 2018 1:06

He did it wrong. He was supposed to give your ass a good smack, and then say "who's your daddy"

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