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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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britt0806 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:28

girl your life sucks.

shirogoma 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:39

At least he had the courtesy to tell you.

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bpruitt 0

Monday 22 November 2010 14:17

reminds me of the movie 'kids'

madskillz242005 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:42

yea ya life sucks!

Sahib15 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:26

what an asshole!

hammy2242 1

Sunday 5 December 2010 7:20

did you have a STD?

Your_Cute 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:40

This actually happened to me. Luckily I had already stopped having sex with him before he got it

Angi95 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:03

well think about it this way at least he told you so now instead of being a liar and a cheater he is just a cheter.

monkeybanana 7

Monday 9 May 2011 15:16

he deserved it.. but you didn't :( sorry it happened to you. where was the condom though just wondering? not on his cockadoodledoo?

Flariel 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 11:34

sounds like what happened to a girl I worked with.... like exactly what happened to her.... do I know you??? xD lol

stephen0819 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:57

at least he told you...

phazon000 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:28

at least he told you.

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