The "special sauce"

It's hard to argue with that logic. It's a waste of time anyways. Anyone who has seen the movie "Waiting" just expects their food to have some remnant of the staff in it. We just like eating so much, we just don't give a shit. Hell, a bout of food poisoning puts a temporary stop to the weight gain train:)

Shit can them

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So the sign is making better job than you ?

Um...do you just not have a blank piece of paper and a Sharpie lying around? Just make a new one!

I bet you'd rather make your employees wash their hands than have a bout of food poisoning at your restaurant and the health department shut you down. Just tell them if you catch them not washing their hands they're fired.

Make them all dinner covered in pubes and piss. They'll wash their hands.

so what restaurant is this so I never go there...

That's so gross!