Work: Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 09:25 - United States - Toledo

Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML

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Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By aeterne - 08/04/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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LadiDi_fml 10

Friday 27 July 2012 16:05

Make a new sign...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 27 July 2012 16:14

...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"

Comments

jayfreeman80 0

Friday 27 July 2012 17:17

Disgusting - what's the name of your restaurant? I'd like to be sure me my family and friends never go there. And what difference does it make that the sign is gone? Your employees all have had to take and pass a food handler course so they know they must wash. You are more of a fool than your employees

jackblankenship 2

Friday 27 July 2012 17:20

You know what happens when employees don't use proper hygiene in food prep or follow instructions from their "manager"? You fire their sorry, immature asses and call in someone else. Man up, man the **** up!

GetTheFuckOut 7

Friday 27 July 2012 17:21

Since when do you need a sign that tells employees to wash their hands? It's common sense. Everyone should know better than that. You're the manager here. It's your fault for not doing anything about the situation.

lexieloumommy2 6

Friday 27 July 2012 17:31

I've worked in restaurants a long time and have learned common sense isn't common at all. Making a sign on paper or ordering new ones makes sense. That's why it won't happen.

FeMaLes 4

Friday 27 July 2012 17:31

Holy shit, how on earth are we going to find genitals served in our food. You have just given me reason to go to this restaurant and see for myself!

crazyaces89 7

Friday 27 July 2012 17:32

Your employees are gross...people should wash their hands anyway...common sense not so common anymore huh?

ktparker 5

Friday 27 July 2012 17:38

Washing your hands is common sense.... People these days disappoint me

whatwhatbuttbutt 4

Friday 27 July 2012 17:38

Isn't it just common sense to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? Maybe make a new sign?

Token780 3

Friday 27 July 2012 17:39

No one cares.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 27 July 2012 18:23

No one cares about what? The FML? The "Wash your hands" rule? The taste of salty scrotum in the customer's mouth? Dammit, tell us, no one cares about what? I'm dying to know!