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Joys of EMS. I'm an EMT as well, and most 911 calls are for stupid things.
A few years back I hear what sound like a woman screaming "somebody please help me!!" over and over again at the top of her lungs. She sounded... horrified. I grabbed my roommate, armed ourselves, called 911 and went to see what was up. We found my 60 year old, drunk, and very disgusting neighbor naked as a jay bird in her bathroom with a burst pipe on the toilet trying to cover the gushing water with her hands. I threw her a bath towel and we turned the valve off. The little emergencies some people are incapable of handling..
As an EMT, I know how you feel.
She's probably gonna learn the joys of an abuse of emergency services charge when the police show up next.
You should have told her that next time the firefighters are better at this.
She should be fined for making a false call.
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What the hell was she thinking when she called you? Can someone be that dumb?
I can't wait till I'm old and I can perform hijinks and pass them off as insanity!