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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 11:52 - United States

Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML

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Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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lovelyliz916 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:11

Lol, who cares at least you had fun!! :)

justsayfuck 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:15

Guess you are an exception, posting a FML while seeming happily married. Keep on having fun!

Comments

lovelyliz916 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:11

Lol, who cares at least you had fun!! :)

MarkSeattle 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:20

lame. there's a difference between having fun and acting juvenile.

quepasaguapo 10

Monday 18 October 2010 20:22

Oh hush. The world doesnt have to be so serious all the time. Yeah, theres a time to joke and a time not to be, but its okay to be silly sometimes.

corytheboss 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:27

^agreed and your really pretty :)

ChubbyCake 5

Monday 18 October 2010 20:36

OP the world isn't going to end. At least you will be able to come back to the store. Last week I got into a fight at the mall. I am not able to be in the mall or else they mall manager with call the cops. I can't even be in the parking lot:(

stopreadingmynam 0

Monday 18 October 2010 21:44

17, ur hot

bh0p 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:22

17 I find you beautiful too, but wonder about your lack of clothing O_o anyway 25, what the heck please people stop flirting over FML and OP haha I hate Twitter, but days sumthin to tweet about.

SillyEars 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:33

how is this an fml????

Skroal_stomper 5

Tuesday 19 October 2010 13:19

25 U need your eyes checked. She is overweight. She is not hot because she posts a pic of herself with very little covering her. She is not attractive at all.