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By 00Evan - 05/04/2009 13:48 - Australia

Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML

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00Evan 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:38

Hey, I'm the original poster. I think comment #78 has the right idea - I wasnt saying it in a rude way, just sort of jokingly, since the last few people had all said toasted. Was just putting theirs in the oven and getting her order at the same time.

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dol567 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:06

Oh, that's awful...

radge 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:14

Why bother making an assy remark like that in the first place, burn victim or not? What were you thinking? >_

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Luv_Music 0

Friday 25 June 2010 1:41

O my goodness . thts terrible!!

KiDtastrophy28 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 11:16

.......damn that one hurt me o_O

salsalover_12 5

Thursday 12 August 2010 8:47

buuurrrn!!!"-michael kelso

glambert1998 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:05

jerk

Fail_05 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:06

Ohhhhhh Get Burned !

Chad_the_Brony 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:30

I don't see how that's bad. It's a common question to be asked.

lvl19virgin 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:37

Bwahahahahaha

Steel_BZ 8

Sunday 8 April 2012 12:21

That's actually not that bad.. U work in a sandwich shop, ur mind is focused on breads, meats & condiments.. Not ur fault..

coolbrony12 3

Monday 11 June 2012 20:39

That sounds like a cyanide and happiness comic punch line.

hazelsun41311 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:31

It's your job, why would you be a jerk and say that in the first place? -__-

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