Animals: Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes....

By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:50 - Canada - London

Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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By mom - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML

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Uh oh

By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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Animal Farm

By Jaden Dubin - 31/07/2020 08:02

Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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Scared for life

By Mary - 16/02/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

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Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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americanLegion1 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:03

That sounds so horrific but for some reason I can't help but to giggle.

Psych101 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:03

I really doubt the "I like turtles" kid would have said that after watching this.

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nek3325 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 4:28

I think that's sad but I admit that I did laugh extremely hard

BassOvercast 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 18:50

Awesome!

omalleyxxx 8

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:58

hehe, i laughed hoping someone would ask me why i'm laughing. then i reasised i'm home alone :(

Thejrg4 0

Saturday 14 September 2013 6:43

I don't see why so many people put ydi I mean they need to eat its nature and you were doing your job. And the kids would have to watch it anyway if they were getting one haha And also where were the kids parents couldn't they have figured out they didn't want there kids to see that

Lmaster1234 5

Wednesday 29 January 2014 3:02

that would be awesome to watch

UbuntuElphie 16

Tuesday 1 March 2016 3:26

I'm not sure if this deserves an FYL or a YDI but, either way, it's funny as ****!!!

Ric Gray 10

Sunday 23 July 2017 8:12

turtles are so cool. I fed threw a sm bluegill in with them and they played tug o war until it literally exploded, the tank was a mess. btw one mouse? how many turtles were you hoping wiuld share it?