By jigglypuff100 - 20/12/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML
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flockz 19

the warthog is just marking his next mate.

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deviable 9

Aaare ya achin' Yup yup yup Foooor some bacon Yup yup yup

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brick_man33 14

maybe warthogs like candy? explains why it pissed on you.

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rocker135 0

Rusty shackelford haha gotta love king of the hill

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MatthewDmerrill 5

Tell the kids parents.

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meanmachine888 0

If you were the thing then you would be like "Orange Crush"

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yumlicious 4

It's okay. You're pretty. That's really all that matters.

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mlgprodotcom 0

This is obviously fake, Master Chief drives a warthog and it doesn't pee

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Where is your proof, asshole?? Yea that's right, you got no proof. Don't go spouting bullshit aboit the FML.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

*about the FML. Ergo, **** off, stupid moron!!!

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Tmoney20 3

Lol serious question.... Will warthog piss give you warts????

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KindaFunnyRight 8

I'd have peed on you two if you were stealing' my water supply!

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rubberduckie94 13

pull the boy in the pen and say warthogs like to eat candy, but they love little boys.

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YwkyWy37 0

I think youre confusing warthogs with Jerry Sandusky

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