Intimacy: Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two...

By theDiva - 21/01/2009 11:22 - Malta

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:52

She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:47

You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!

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genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:52

She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.

pimrol 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:05

pull out and eat out!

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:47

You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!

lukehappygilmore 4

Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:45

she prob just didn't have enough and that made it the right amount

ChubiAlina 6

Monday 17 December 2012 4:12

Obviously some where in Europe..

KK3137 31

Sunday 8 September 2013 20:44

The comment was posted from Malta, so presumably there. And I know that in the Czech Republic the cheapest, ones that aren't completely terrible quality go for about 30Kč (crowns), which is the equivalent of about 1.2 euros. Most simple (meaning not flavored) packs cost less than 2 euros..

heatherrr17 19

Wednesday 22 June 2016 16:10

#5 lol maybe she was just a couple short

Tall_Kid 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:14

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that sucks though. sorry dude

KK3137 31

Sunday 8 September 2013 20:37

In the Czech Republic the cheapest, yet not absolutely terrible quality ones go for about 30Kč (crowns), which is the equivalent of just over 1 euro. Most simple acks cost less than 2 euros..

KK3137 31

Sunday 8 September 2013 20:41

*packs, and sorry, that was meant for the comment above me. But since I'm already replying to #29: Oh, the joy of laughing at other peoples' misery.. Schadenfreude at its finest ;)

AreYouSure_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:59

Haha I can get condoms for free here.

Whiz_boy 0

Friday 27 March 2009 8:05

You should steal some of her condoms and barter them for food.

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:32

Time to ask for an allowance

foxyouupp 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:18

no baby > no lunch

pinkster2014 25

Thursday 20 November 2014 11:38

There's always abstinence! It's 100% effective. This way he'd get his lunch and she won't get pregnant xD It's called sacrifice. Plus, she shouldn't have stolen the money in the 1st place.