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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia

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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 562
You deserved it 43 388

dblac74 tells us more.

dblac74 0

Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.

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amerwin 3

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

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Mere155 0

Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

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rwctkd95 0

57 nice name is it because one of y'all take cum to the face?

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darkmis1 17

You should listen to the song "My Enormous Penis" by the davinci code. That'll cheer you up! Unless you're small, then we can see another FML by you.

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perdix 29

If his dick pokes out over his belt and through his shirt, he is at least average and is probably above average. I'm not sure if girls find that a stimulating way to learn that a guy is packing an abundant meat stick. I would think it would be more disturbing than exciting. Maybe the ladies can chime in on that question.

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perdix 29

Thanks for the insight, Irish, I'll make sure I don't send you the link to my ventriloquism act on YouTube.

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perdix 29

You should have drawn a little mouth on the head of your penis and stuck on some googly eyes. Then, you should have accepted your award with your hilarious ventriloquist act!

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rmgould 0

that is funny because I ace seen that in the past!

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