Intimacy: Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally...

By Dina - 23/11/2008 09:24 - France

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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NSFW

By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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Unwarranted

By Varnpike - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Kevin - 29/12/2011 19:32 - France

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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Julez 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 8:47

Damn, i told your mom not to spread my penis pics away

thatsucks4u 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:09

i didnt even know there were emoticons for that....

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littlefrog_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:58

hahahahah

genius_man16 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:34

Since when does MSN have an emote of that!?! I want to know how that got implemented

aoi_azarashi 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:53

its called custom emotes, you can import any .gif image you find...

Bella_999 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:29

why do you talk to your mum on msn????

6Shay9 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:37

I've seen worse x]

HamsteronA 0

Monday 15 February 2010 13:54

Crue_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:26

mama2b3 20

Thursday 22 April 2010 8:45

lol thats too funny! >.<

Princess2512 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:24

how do u know it was an accident? incest is real

Killerturtle 11

Friday 8 July 2011 22:32

An animated penis. Are people supposed to find that interesting?

sexybabe40 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:16

Wow... I didn't know there was an animation of that... I think I'm scarred for life. Oh dear god.

tdog567 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:27

I didn't even know they had emoticons like that on MSN

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