By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn
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Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
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Uh wow that is really ****** up what you did. You could have startled the person badly, and they could have lost their balance or swerved into traffic and been seriously injured or killed. I have several friends and family members who bike and I can't even imagine if that happened to them...
What a ******* idiot. YDI, OP. I hope someone runs you over with their car the next time you get on a bicycle.
You're actually quite lucky he didn't get startled and lose control of his bike and end up UNDER YOUR CAR. It would be a murder charge then.
Glad that happened to you. Douchebag
Apparently we ALL think it was pretty ******* funny on top of being well deserved.
sarahlowry
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You are such a ******* moron. What if he got scared and fell off then got hit? Wouldn't have been so funny then, huh? I hope the mirror left a bruise so when people ask what happened you have to explain what complete douchebag you are. YDI
Why would you think it would be ok to do this. You could have made him swerve into traffic and die. There are numerous bad things that could have happened. I actually hope you die.
onorexveritas
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you're an ass, I hope he hit you in the face with it
Saying that makes you one too aha..
onorexveritas
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I favorite this fml because the cyclist is a badass
As someone who bicycle commutes, YDI. Douchebag.
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**** my life i'm a colossal douche.
He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.