By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 711
You deserved it 117 322

faitoh tells us more.

Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

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flockz 19

**** my life i'm a colossal douche.

He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.

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an3ph 20

You risked his life to be "funny". He risked his life to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.

Thumbs up for the cyclist. You totally deserve a smack in the face for your odd and dangerous sense of humor.

Funny? You could've caused a crash dumbass!

You should make sure your car can go more than 10 MPH before attempting this

You clearly deserved that, asshole.

What you did wasn't cool bro. Show a little respect with others you share the road with regardless of their mode of transportation.

Yeah...don't do that. I hate it when im riding/walking on the side of the street and someone pulls that kind of shit

greatkate2020 14

You are an idiot. You don't honk at bicyclists. It's dangerous and the person could get hurt or even killed. Think about it. I love that he threw the mirror at you. You totally deserved it.