By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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faitoh 10

Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

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Top comments

flockz 19

**** my life i'm a colossal douche.

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dancinwookie 21

He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.

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Comments

Macscotty 9

As a biker myself- I hate when people like you do stupid shit like that. You deserved it for being an asshole.

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Madrias 36

It's a shame it happened in the UK. Here in the States, you might have gotten instant karma with a pistol pointing at your head, and the cyclist putting two or three rounds into your dashboard "to see if he could make you jump."

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marta36 2

You deserved it asshole

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Ziggy122 15

You thought it would be funny to potentially cause a serious accident. You ******* ********.

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Sonotsuave 35

You're a complete ass, he could've got hurt.

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seers 12

YDI and so much more! Pity it didn't come your way sooner and harder, total prick!

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scheffc 9

You seem like a completely horrible person. That's all. Hoping life catches up with you one day.

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happyconverse 10

Taunting cyclists should be against the law. Do you realize how many bike accidents happen because drivers scared a cyclist? Seriously, try to make the world a safer and better place for people!

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kyouka 8

You're an asshole among assholes; you could have caused his or someone else's death depending on how he reacted!

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