Weird dude of the day

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12

have you maybe tried not being a controlling asshole? I would have beaten your ass, no cops needed

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Crowned Sataness 12

have you maybe tried not being a controlling asshole? I would have beaten your ass, no cops needed

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impish leprechaun420 2

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UniUni 20

Looks like we found the retarded, controlling boyfriend

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Anderling 32

Filed under “consequences of my own actions, well well well”.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

**** your life? **** YOUR life? Nah, just straight up "**** you", you creepy ******* weirdo.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, I hope she gets pregnant on purpose just to teach you a lesson. Ha!! That'll show ya!

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jpaylay 14

bro really thought he’d get sympathy???

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Jendaflooid 5

So, why are something like 90% of the FMLs on the front page now either gibberish that never should have made it there, or oblivious assholes?

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Alan 54

I think that's probably my fault, I've tried using social media to get people to confess stuff on here, stuff they'd never dare tell anyone else, in all anonymity. I can usually detect the fakes before they're posted, but if someone can provide proof that a story is a fake or just impossible, I'll remove it. Oh, and sometimes one story gets posted and it inspires others to confess their worst misgivings! So, yeah, some stories may seem weird, but I've watched enough true crime YouTube to know that reality is often way weirder than fiction.

FluffythePink 21

You want sympathy for being a stalker creep? Wow...

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D J's MOM 17

you sick f**k. you need therapy. you're an abusive, controlling asshole. I know, I've been with one. I could write a whole paragraph about you, but all I'm gonna say is good for her for kicking you to the curb. my advice is DON'T ever contact her again. she's emotionally strong and you'll end up in jail. but maybe that'll teach you to get therapy and change your behavior.

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