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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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You deserved it 1 282

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 905

You deserved it 3 168

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 387

You deserved it 103 231

Stalling

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 049

You deserved it 6 545

By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 656

You deserved it 2 615

Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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You deserved it 4 385

The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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You deserved it 1 296

By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 288

Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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You deserved it 9 545

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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You deserved it 3 015

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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You deserved it 4 247

WinterChild 20

Wednesday 21 September 2016 17:46

Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 September 2016 17:51

Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!

Comments

Lady_Spaghetti 36

Wednesday 21 September 2016 21:12

Didn't you hear, OP? A daily dose of "what the ****" is good for you.

Dictionaryspeaks 18

Wednesday 21 September 2016 21:44

Trauma!! I'm so sorry! Ahhh!!

TheLawtman 3

Wednesday 21 September 2016 22:08

WTF Do females do in changing rooms?

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 22 September 2016 13:16

...Change? And steal underwear.

AverageAvarice 23

Thursday 22 September 2016 13:25

Usually the standard sailor moon transformation, sometimes your panties do get away from you. It's hard to contain all that moon prism power.

icefishbaby 14

Wednesday 21 September 2016 22:42

If you're going to steal underwear, I feel like throwing dirty panties over a changing room stall is the most conspicuous way to do it.

qteabutt 12

Wednesday 21 September 2016 22:50

I would of called her out on her nastiness.

TheRareDoge 12

Thursday 22 September 2016 0:25

Sounds like you had a pissy day OP.

teresaisme 6

Thursday 22 September 2016 1:08

DNA will solve this shitty issue! Test it and find the pig.

icefishbaby 14

Thursday 22 September 2016 17:21

That wouldn't accomplish anything unless the store keeps every customer's genomic data on file.

Bearsmomma 30

Thursday 22 September 2016 1:16

Weird that she left evidence instead of just adding the stolen pair to what she was wearing.

tmj25789 23

Thursday 22 September 2016 6:26

I was thinking the same thing. Does not make sense, but a lot of people's actions don't make sense.

justplainawkwrd 22

Thursday 22 September 2016 2:43

Look Lifers! *pulls binoculars out of nowhere* That's a run-on sentence! Can anybody tell the rest of the class how to.. um.. not?

littlekellilee 45

Thursday 22 September 2016 6:33

The two instances of "whilst" made my eyes hurt.

klutzyduck 2

Thursday 22 September 2016 9:31

Yes!! Exactly. This is just poorly written, in an attempt to amp the angst I think. It just seemed overwrought and overly dramatic for what was basically someone throwing underwear in a space you were in. Whilst. I just couldn't take it seriously. The underwear didn't even hit the person, I really was expecting at least a face shot for the dun...dun...dun set up.