Love: Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received...

By anonymous - 24/02/2015 11:50 - United Kingdom - Lancaster

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 998

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Same thing different taste

By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 628

You deserved it 3 042

Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 001

You deserved it 12 738

Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 164

You deserved it 150

Mind games

By Anonymous - 05/08/2024 10:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML

I agree, your life sucks 401

You deserved it 82

Salt meet wound

By max5 - 08/09/2012 18:19 - France - Casseneuil

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 865

You deserved it 2 879

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 764

You deserved it 3 624

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 164

You deserved it 42 214

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 414

You deserved it 2 803

Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 523

You deserved it 56

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 110

You deserved it 4 192

exuberant_orange 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:59

Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...

NotBlargo 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:57

Wish I had friends like that

Comments

djurmel89 30

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:55

Is she stupid or something? Sorry op.

Retaheki 27

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:20

Why is he downvoted? She must be stupid, texting emotes, or whatever they're called, implying love to her ex in obvious sight of her current boyfriend (OP) while knowing he's watching, then claiming they're "friends."

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:51

No, she thinks he's stupid.

Retaheki 27

Tuesday 24 February 2015 21:25

I don't understand, do you mean #1 thinks OP is stupid, or OP's GF thinks he's stupid?

junkusernamexyz 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 21:52

Stupid is as stupid does.

davisjenny81 30

Tuesday 24 February 2015 22:08

I agree she must be pretty stupid, but why would anyone no matter how stupid they are do that and be totally serious? Couldn't she be joking?

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 23:42

Agree with 59, everyone's getting mad at her but why would she write that if she was guilty AND she knew OP could see? Maybe she's just one of those people who uses a bazillion kisses and emotions for everything.

TheMathMajor 26

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:39

It may also be that deep down she wants OP to know that she's cheating. Or she wants him to break up with her

Retaheki 27

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:19

My older comment was to #40.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 25 February 2015 6:18

68- or she knows OP won't leave her. my ex did this to me, said a lot of shit any strong person would not tolerate but he knew I was insecure and took advantage of it and enjoyed it too.

Brandi_Faith 33

Wednesday 25 February 2015 6:40

59, even if she was joking, she's still stupid and there's still a problem because her ex is going to a movie with her and I'm assuming he doesn't know she's joking.

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 25 February 2015 7:17

#51 I meant that OP's girlfriend thinks OP is stupid enough to believe that she and her ex are just friends.

Dick_diamond 22

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:57

Yea, friends with potential benefits..

1dvs_bstd 41

Tuesday 24 February 2015 21:41

lol at 'potential benefit' OP your girlfriend is a bitch that other bitches would deny. Either tell her to cut him off totally (since it's a very unacceptable and inappropriate behavior in a relation) or... and I hate when people always say this on FML but you shouldn't stick around any longer.. chances are either they're boning or will potentially start boning.

NotBlargo 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:57

Wish I had friends like that

Marco_Vi 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:57

Dump her ass

buttdick 8

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:59

I would've dumped her ass.

Nilorak 24

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:08

I would dump every part of her.

skobisco 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:44

Dumped everything but the booty.

exuberant_orange 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:59

Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...

lnheritance 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:16

I wouldn't even want to be "just friends" after that. Especially if it's been going on for quite awhile. I'd ditch the bitch. Sorry to hear it though OP.