Love: Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received...

By anonymous - 24/02/2015 11:50 - United Kingdom - Lancaster

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Mind games

By Anonymous - 05/08/2024 10:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML

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Salt meet wound

By max5 - 08/09/2012 18:19 - France - Casseneuil

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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exuberant_orange 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:59

Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...

NotBlargo 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:57

Wish I had friends like that

Comments

mdavis0529 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 22:59

Nope, nope,nope! In my experience, where there's smoke, there's fire.

victorvldv 8

Tuesday 24 February 2015 23:08

You gotta leave her dude. If she's gonna do that right next to you she obviously has no respect for you.

sassy2085 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 23:46

Clearly she let you see the text. Could be for two reasons 1 your girlfriend is wanting your attention and is trying to make your jealous. 2 letting you see them showing she has nothing to hide and is already cheating on you. Problem is which one is it???

ndnpride88 25

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:04

Yea man that ***** for the bird bro. Let that thing fly away and get you something better.

JuicyJJ 9

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:05

Bitches come bitches go ... U dont need a gf like this

joeblow6969 5

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:19

She's friends...with his penis... and it takes a cruel bitch to flaunt it in front of your face like that. Hit the eject button before it gets any worse.