Toilet trouble
By FckMyLife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Evil... o.o
rallets
22
sounds like urine trouble
I see what you did there....
_Itz_Meena_
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^haha. :p
so evil, even left out the part where OP then proceeded to urinate on the poor elderly woman
rallets
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sounds like urine trouble
rallets
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sounds like urine trouble
haha go ahead grammar nazi
KaySL, his lack of usage of punctuation make me want to punt newborns through 4 inch panes of glass
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rallets
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sounds like urine trouble wtf?
I agree. Evil.
rallets
22
Im gonna concur with the above statement : EVIL.
hahahahahaha. funny.
LOL. What is it with people/things hitting old people recently.
sailorzoe
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Whatever!, you are my hero OP! :)
OMFG FIRST!!!one!!11!!! But seriously though, as it was an old woman I'm surprised she didn't get concussion or something!
rawr_etf
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you weren't the first one lol
65 yes they were.. look at the very first comment.. lol
rallets
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well played, checkmate
Circuit (à la Choke)! She wanted you to open it and see her
Today, I was taking a poo when a young lady came in the stall and hit me on the head with the door. FML
YDI for being out of the kitchen
OP hates old people, I love it when people follow through with their beliefs, head shot.
Nuttyicecream
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what does OP stand for?
Oriental Permeation
Original Poster*
Well delivered man .....
24....^^^^
I moderated this one
26- Buzzkill*
Meg1Surf2Blonde3
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How could u?!?! she's probably in a coma u can't just do tht stuff to old ppl!! hahaha u couldve asked if anyone was in there too
LOL damn old people she probably didn't even realise someone come in and the door hit her on the head. I feel sorry for OP tbh, must've been a pretty grim sight.
should of looked under the stall to see if there were feet.
Lol, looking under the stall, when there's an old lady on the bowl = a sight that will haunt you for life.
Petunia888
13
Ha, I do that!
YDI for being out of the kitchen
hahaha jerk
enonymous
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That's a bit extreme too make sure that the world doesn't find out that women do indeed take *****. I applaud you for your conviction to your cause next time that lady will think twice.
Uhhh... wow
who said the old lady was ********.. ladies do have to sit down to pee you know..
MyNameIsBruce
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I get it! Dukes of Hazzard reference! "Mother of God", lol
13- Godamn you're a buzzkill here too!
enonymous
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59 - no false ever since the p-mate was invented all little girls and women now pee standing up. google it. 81 - You should watch super troopers right meow to get these references or shenanigans.
Have you no respect for your elders? This younger generation, I swear...
rallets
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she did it on purpose?
If it was purposely done, it wouldn't be an FML, now would it?
SirEBC
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"Today, I accomplished something I was trying to accomplish. FML"
1. I fail to see the "disrespect" toward the elderly lady hence the usage of the word Accidentally... 2.You were born in '93, you are the younger generation...Hypocrite.
rallets
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meh, still could be how old are you anyways? ^ oh i see they said it already
SirEBC
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Hey, KaySL or whatever your name is. I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm, so GTFO TROLL I HATE YOU.
KaySL wasn't trolling.. Simply stating the facts.. Dumbass.
Jeeze, guys. I was kidding. Tough crowd. :/
And you know what? Just because I am part of the younger generation doesn't mean that I can't see that there is something wrong with our generation. It's not hypocrisy.
A7X_LoVeee
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What's s troll?
What's with people hurting old people.
bowchickawowbone
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Old people are still humans, you know.
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I don't see the problem with this. if the door is open, you assume nobody is in there. And just because she old, it doesn't mean she close a damn door.
Did she stumble and fall into the toilet? I mean, old people usually experience loss of coordination. No but in all seriousness, I hope she's okay and next time look for feet!