Accident and Shopping: Toilet trouble - FML

Toilet trouble

By FckMyLife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML

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monkeymatt 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:38

I don't see the problem with this. if the door is open, you assume nobody is in there. And just because she old, it doesn't mean she close a damn door.

kinga08 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:36

Did she stumble and fall into the toilet? I mean, old people usually experience loss of coordination. No but in all seriousness, I hope she's okay and next time look for feet!

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BrassKnucklez69 0

Friday 25 March 2011 1:50

i wuld have said sorry and run

CorinnaHEY 6

Friday 25 March 2011 2:04

awww did you offer to help her up ? lol

Petunia888 13

Friday 25 March 2011 2:37

Lmao! Wow, that's awkward.

sernaa45 3

Friday 25 March 2011 5:54

Aww poor lady

dansco 24

Friday 25 March 2011 6:28

Thinking nobody was in there?! WTF, try opening your eyes! Hope you said sorry for being a moron!!!

snickers98 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:48

ummm?!?! alright then…

TraceCase_ 19

Friday 25 March 2011 15:19

If the old lady was smart, she dropped to the floor, then sued you and the mall for the faulty door and enjoys the rest of her years peeing on gold plated toilets! Honestly, like 1/2 the doors r broken in public restrooms, we need someone to set the standard, lol

chandraalaa 0

Friday 25 March 2011 21:19

honest mistake..and who checks for feet? poor old lady though! :( you must have felt bad..

Babycakes522 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 7:11

What does OP mean? Lol

CorinnaHEY 6

Monday 28 March 2011 2:02

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superguy24 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:46

that's a shitty situation

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