Toilet trouble

By FckMyLife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML
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monkeymatt 0

I don't see the problem with this. if the door is open, you assume nobody is in there. And just because she old, it doesn't mean she close a damn door.

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kinga08 0

Did she stumble and fall into the toilet? I mean, old people usually experience loss of coordination. No but in all seriousness, I hope she's okay and next time look for feet!

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kinga08 0

Did she stumble and fall into the toilet? I mean, old people usually experience loss of coordination. No but in all seriousness, I hope she's okay and next time look for feet!

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thesoccerone7 3

Maybe she was one of those itty bitty old ladies whose feet weren't close to the ground

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monkeymatt 0

I don't see the problem with this. if the door is open, you assume nobody is in there. And just because she old, it doesn't mean she close a damn door.

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LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

This is FAKE, you didn't see the feet?

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rallets 22

maybe she was ******** with her legs up

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mk58 31

Nice job, talk about abusing elderly people... I think this deserves to be the old lady's FML more than yours.

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teddy89 3

lol what a poor lady, atleast you didn't knock her out and had to wipe her clean.

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oc77 0

better than finding an old lady GIVING head!

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kinga08 0

Are you saying you've stumbled upon that scene? I'd be scarred for life.

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SuperNova69 0

I would stab my eyes out >_>. old ppl r not ment to be seen fornicating.

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niwra 0

My question is why was her head the first thing you hit? Was she watching herself pee?

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briidontgive_ 0

A lot of people lean forward when wiping themselves

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