Love, Kids, Pranks, Parents and LGBTQIA+: Tonight, on Weird Parents…

Tonight, on Weird Parents…

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying, "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

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The truth will set you free

By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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Prank culture

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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Defiant47 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:08

I love doing that to my friends too!

ckin2u 5

Monday 10 August 2009 16:08

Bad timing :(

Comments

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Sunday 3 October 2010 6:42

being gay isn't a crime. to all those who said ydi for being gay, **** you.

hannahcrogers131 4

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:24

I feel dishonored by just sharing my birthdate with this comment :( (not the year though) hahahahaha

winocerous 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:00

hahahahahahha. woww. what's up with the pink tho. maybe she thought that because she found out that HE was gay.

spadoodles 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:06

I would be like that's what you get for giving everyone the impression we're a gay couple brosky

Noname7453 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:31

She was right

YankeesUniverse 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:53

Gay...

jb21g 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:08

if u notice it's in october. October = breast cancer awareness month -> bcam =pink but I agree it's bad timing

Sillydeadperson 17

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:25

....August. This FML takes place in August of 2009. The date seen on this particular FML is the tenth of August, thus 8(August)/10(day)/2009(year)

skitzofreniks 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:39

No shit, eh? is that what he meant?? thanks for clearing that up, detective.

mrosew442 10

Monday 19 September 2011 4:55

I'm still not sure if your gay, or if your friend was mentioning a football thing (I honestly have know idea how to play the game) and was wearing pink just cuz he's cool like that