Too good to be true

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was walking when I saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realized a kid was laying them out in a trail. I'd collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 065
You deserved it 22 148

Same thing different taste

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When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.

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My thoughts would go something like this "COFFEE MONEE- shit".

You should change a few things before you become coined as 'quarter crawler'.

Aww i guess it human though :) free money?!! Why do you think those spam emails go round About Bill Gates giving money :) youre not alone

I am surprised this wasn't the first comment. :)

Agreed. I kept thinking of the spice and was really surprised I had to get to a second page before seeing a correction.

hey...u have realized after u picked the 7th quarter.. the kid is smart..sorry OP..

guckylynn 19

Barley?? I think it should be barely.