Money: Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:00

so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?

AK 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:40

Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?

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sarakthx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:38

Haha! Fail.

DamnDatFML 0

Friday 9 April 2010 12:44

NOOO!!!!! You lost your condoms!!!!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 27 September 2010 1:47

isn't there a saying that picking up dropped change is bad luck.

molly2moon 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 5:43

I would say ou should stop caring about quarters and put money in your pocket/manpurse/foodbag

gavinbrash 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:40

Well unless there are people living in said drain or there was in excess of $1000/£1000 in the wallet, it's not really that bad as you can replace bank cards, library cards, drivers licenses etc. but the only really bad thing you could keep in a lost wallet are photos. It's not really that bad... but FYL for being so careless.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:00

so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?

Ninja_Cat 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:38

Even if there's not a lot of money it the wallet do you even relies how much of a hassle it is to get credit cards back and especially your license. I really don't see how photos would be such a big loss since nowadays most peoples photos are digital and you can just print out more and besides if the photo is that important to you and you only have one why would you carry it in your wallet.