Intimacy: Too much Pornhub - FML

Too much Pornhub

By anouk05 - 15/10/2010 05:13 - Switzerland

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Objectification

By Jo… - 07/04/2024 20:00 - South Africa - Paarl

Spicy

Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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You deserved it 3 403

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Spicy

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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You deserved it 4 394

By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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You deserved it 6 122

Oversharing

By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 12:30

Spicy

Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML

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You deserved it 269

By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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You deserved it 6 997

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Top comments

LiveThenDie 2

Friday 15 October 2010 12:08

That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?

Nyc__Princess 0

Friday 15 October 2010 12:17

In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !

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heartsbreak97 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:10

girl I have the same problem. lol

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 20:06

here's what you do. take home to the mall bathroom, get him all excited, make him get naked, then take his clothes and walk away. he will be forced to walk home naked.

NamelessFace 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 21:54

Yeah, I saw that episode of Friends too

fnn 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:38

He is a cool boyfriend. you should keep him !

bosniangirl27 21

Monday 2 February 2015 22:44

Nothing wrong with that

lilalila99 4

Wednesday 16 December 2015 22:45

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Sadat10 12

Monday 14 November 2016 0:57

Ummmm...WTF?

shannon2348 14

Sunday 19 January 2020 4:57

I think you need to find a new boyfriend. The one you have has a screw loose.

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Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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Today, my wife can barely contain her rage at me for throwing out her collection of unique glass bottles, which she was saving for gifting and decoration. I'd feel more guilt if she hadn't been storing them in a box underneath our sink mixed with recyclables. FML

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Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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Today, I'd always thought the scene in Scrubs when JD passes out while pooping was hilarious, until it happened to me. I recently found out I have a heart defect that can cause me to pass out if my blood pressure rises, and yes, I did pass out on the toilet and woke up covered in my own shit. FML

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Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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