Too much Pornhub

By anouk05 - 15/10/2010 05:13 - Switzerland

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Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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LiveThenDie 2

That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?

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Nyc__Princess 0

In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !

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RedPillSucks 31

@54 - At 14 yrs old, pretty much everything is new. Come back in about 20 years and we'll talk.

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kmarie7823 7

lmao win! I agree with trying new things but damn at that age?!

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boopityboppity 11

"Old enough"? I don't think there's an age limit on decency.

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generalfubar 0

I love it when teeny boppers get put into these awkward position, should have never gave it up so quickly

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generalfubar 0

what are you 25 minus 11 years old. wash your mouth out with soup

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UrLiFsuX 4

most girls end up liking public sex once they experience it. it's just hard to break the first time so choose area that is quiet like the far back of a park that no one goes too.

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kiakia0131 23

Personally, I think it's gross for people to have sex in public. My friend has told me that he's had sex four times on our college (COMMUNITY COLLEGE) campus. I was like..."ewww thats disgusting." He was like "it was in the woods." I was like "yeah with the campus day care right next to the woods." And a couple actually got arrested in my town for having sex like right in the middle of town. Like right out in the open lol.

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blahzz 4

Yeah don't worry. One day you'll be mature enough.

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melissa052 0

Oh, come on! Public sex isn't that bad! just find a good public bathroom for the first time... (Around here, Olive Garden's restroom is awesome! as long as it's earlier afternoon on a weekday...) Or the back of a movie theater... Oh, and the car is quite nice, too! Trust me... Don't knock it till you try it! The experience is quite amazing!

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boopityboppity 11

When you intentionally kill someone, a stream of endorphins is released, and it feels exhilarating. Trust me... Don't knock it 'til you try it! The experience is quite amazing!

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