Too much Pornhub

By anouk05 - 15/10/2010 05:13 - Switzerland

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Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?

Nyc__Princess 0

In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !

Comments

Thank you for not doing it in public. Apparently, your boyfriend doesn't understand that when you're in public, there might be people who don't want to see two people *******.

omg how is that being immature?? get a boyfriend that respects u.

why don't u go 4 it ???? jkkk .dump that psycho

Some people just have some twisted opinions on what's "cute".

sex in public is underrated. its awesome knowing you could get caught. you dont have to do it where everyone walking by would actually know, but do it so if they really looked they could. people arent paying that much attention. for example, you could wear a short skirt and no undies and sit on his lap in the park..

ThankfullyNotYou 1

I would suggest moving on to someone new who is mature enough not to expect you to do everything he fantasizes about. Especially since it's illegal here. He should know the difference by now. If he constantly talks about it. Get another boyfriend. You'll feel better.

Doing it in public is awesome. YDI for being lame.

wow. thats rediculous. i guess he wanted to put on a show  fyl

CheapGodiva 0

You're stupid break up with him

Crncj 0

when I first read this I saw " my brother told me, blah blah blah, mature as me". By this he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML