Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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bigAC 6

tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop

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usmcgalie 0

He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.

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Kiksters 0

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SoSickWithIt 14

You deserve the "stupid" award today, I shall UPS the trophy to you ASAP.

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ninjala 10

In case you cant infer some details, shes saying that the marine is making a big deal, and it irritates her. If a man cant do his own laundry, he isnt a man at all.

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NotAUsername 5

#17 is such a blindly patriotic douche-bag.

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cjwalsh86 0

No, there is no reason why the soldiers should be sloppy. It is just as hard on us military women as it is on them, and they well know how to clean up after themselves.

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pookberry 4

So everyone that has "served our country" shouldn't have to do THEIR laundry? Um yup yea that sounds about right. You're an ignorant fool.

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DocBastard 38

Kiksters - it makes him less of a considerate person. **** you and your arrogant bullshit. By the way, it's "their" not "there", though it should be "his" anyway, dickskin.

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mk58 31

*chuckles at kikster going ballistic*

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Kiksters 0

I'm sorry but I find it very offensive when ppl complain about a man who is serving our country, so what If he wants to relax and not do the laundry, it's really not a big deal!!! BTW THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR ALL THE LOVELY COMPLIMENTS I APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!

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Shrike 23

Kiksters buddy... clean out the cum stains from your shift key. It's kinda sticking down there.

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coNsperAZI 4

17 has got a point the rest of u go to hell

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Tookie22 5

17 you're retarded. I'll thank him for his "service" when he does a real pump. And quits being a pussy. What just because he's military he's amazing and get off the hook. You're ignorant. If I railed out your girl would you thank me? Food for thought

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ogle5431 1

How is he keeping me safe? Last I checked, we aren't fighting any countries that have done us harm.

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crystalou_fml 3

69- I guess that whole 9/11 thing slipped right under your radar...

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brianjman14 22

Kiksters, you are so ******* retarded. If doing laundry is "not really a big deal", then he should be able to do it himself. Also, in the FML, it says "He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines". Yeah, he sure is a man. (sarcasm) Also, calm the **** down. You shouldn't get so angry about what people say to you on the internet.

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ilovesandy 5

kiksters... you've reached your goal of becoming a deuche bag. so. just shut up now.

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docscientist 9

Wow really? Being in the armed forces makes you untouchable? Calm down with your hypersensitive and unrelated remarks. You act like they should get away with murder because they blah blah blah this country. Blind patriotism is dangerous and does this country a disservice, as well as go against the very essence this country was founded upon.

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Kiksters 0

ALL OF TOU HAVE POSTED NEGATIVE REMARKS CAN GO TO HELL!! You are the ones who are ignorant and ungrateful, don't even get me started about patriotism and having high respect for military men and women!!! I'd like to hear you say this shit to my cousins family who lost there only son from this the war on terror fighting for our freedom in iraq and to our dear friend who killed himself two weeks ago as a result from PTSD!!! ALL OF YOU MOTHER ******* HAVEN'T GOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE!!!! I would gladly wash a soldiers clothes and thank them for what they are doing for all of us!!! There are only two kinds of people that have died for us 1) god he died for our sins and 2) a soldier fighting for our freedom!!! I CAN GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU ALL THINK OF ME BUT IM STICKING TO MY BELIEFS AND YOU ALL CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!

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brianjman14 22

I have a cousin fighting in Afghanistan right now. So don't tell me I don't have a clue. The only ignorant one here is you.

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SoSickWithIt 14

1.) It was Jesus Christ. 2.) It's his skid marked underwear, most likely, and from the looks of this FML and your comments, I doubt this Marine would want you near him. You're bat shit crazy right now, bro.

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rwwesley82 3

lol thats what i m going to say about 1) part. it is not god, it is Jesus Christ (son of the God)

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wilsonchewy 0

Are you ******* serious?? No one did us harm? Ever heard of this thing called 9/11. Well we are fighting the people that did that you stupid ****

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rocker_chick23 27

#113: My uncle is a Iraq war veteran and I respect the military a lot. What I don't respect are lazy assholes who think they are hot shit because they were in the military.

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cheeseboy77 0

you join the marines. then you say that you're now both marines and he has to "help a fellow marine"

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asktherunes 4

Why would he when he knows you will do it for him

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beccalyn244 4

He is lazy Marines do their own laundry well most of them.

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USMCSNIPER209 0

I do mine everyday

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HahaYDI 0

Is he in the Marines, or did he drop half-way through bootcamp? He doesn't sound like a Marine to me.

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saIty 17

Hold a shot gun to his head threatening to blow his head off. Then tell us of his machismo please.

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compasseagle89 8

yeah, because THAT'S a reasonable reaction to someone not doing laundry

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saIty 17

Compasseagle please do not take my comments seriously. I just want people to get a chuckle or WTF faces from my comments.

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Raooka 6

"Today, my girlfriend threatened me with a shotgun if I didn't do the laundry. My military training kicked in and now I'm wanted for murder. FML"

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mk58 31

Don't get your panties in a knot, 29.

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3RR0R404 0

I used to be a soldier. After you get out, after any amount of traumatizing stuff, you kinda want to relax. But not doing your own laundry is just stupid.

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frankwolf86 0

I'm army my wife is air force and we both share the chores of the house... instead of being macho he should try being a gentleman

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jackassiddy 8

you see.. when they yell GET SOME!! You never heard the ending.. its GET SOMEone else to do your laundry.. easy to see how you were misinformed.

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