Toxic parents

By Anonymous - 30/07/2020 20:01

Today, my mom caught me vaping weed oil and tried to ground me. I’m 33 years old, with my own wife and kids, weed is legal in this state with a medical card, and I use it to treat the seizures I’ve had since mom belted me around the head as a kid, giving me brain damage. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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The war on drugs

By Anonymous - 29/09/2022 12:30

Today, my dad caught me vaping. From the volume of his yelling, you’d think he caught me sniffing cocaine out of a prostitute's ass crack. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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Respect the herb

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 10:00

Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML

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By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 16:00

Today, my dad yelled at me for using legal marijuana to help treat my potentially terminal cancer, which is kind of hypocritical for the man who spent significant portions of my childhood in jail for selling cocaine to rich high school kids. FML

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tounces7 27

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:28

If your mom literally beat you to the point of giving you brain damage WHY IS SHE STILL IN YOUR LIFE????

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:48

this is more of a tell her to **** off type of situation

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:21

That's outrageous!!! Your mom ought to snitch on you to your wife and she will ground you! What is society without norms?!?!

YoshiSqu4d 17

Thursday 6 August 2020 12:48

I think this was meant to be sarcasm...

tounces7 27

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:28

If your mom literally beat you to the point of giving you brain damage WHY IS SHE STILL IN YOUR LIFE????

Boyufd 24

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:35

and you still talk to her?

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:48

this is more of a tell her to **** off type of situation

alex_jaguara 32

Thursday 30 July 2020 22:31

That's one of the most ****** up stories I've read around here.

genuinegoodguy 9

Thursday 30 July 2020 22:45

Why do you still see your mother?

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 30 July 2020 23:14

HOLY ****!!!! I’m sorry your mom is a monster, OP. Like others said, it’s shocking that she is still in your life, but good on you for being the bigger person I guess and forgiving her. But again, HOLY SHIT, she may be someone you need to love from afar. Jesus. I’m so sorry.