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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ghana - Accra

Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML
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MeowZebraMeow 7

And in two weeks you haven't had any offers? Don't change your occupation just yet.

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kelseythompson 27

Just imagine how hard the seller laughed at you.. he/she was probably thinking you were an idiot tourist lol

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Sinamoi 18

On the bright side, if you get enough clients, your plane ticket home might pay for itself!

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Jovecove 13

Disclaimer: Package comes with HIV

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woainishamu 21

So you Ghana take off the bracelet?

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These puns are quite stale.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Stale puns are the bread and butter of any post!

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perdix 29

#24, cat/pussy puns are stale. I can't remember the last time I heard a Ghana pun, so those are fresh. Since they don't come up often, I'm Ghana enjoy them for years to come.

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TrueStoryFolks 17

I don't know how, but you're Ghana have to figure this out.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

I think I'm Ghana regret this comment...

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If you weren't in Ghana, I'd recommend it

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narkill 13

What a dick move.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

And because of that, your boyfriends mother wouldn't shake your hand.

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perdix 29

Either that anklet has paid for itself several times over, or you're fugly.

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thelittlepakeha 6

That's why you don't just buy shit in foreign countries without knowing what it is.

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karlcolt45 19

have you noticed people being awful fresh?

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