Cats, Kittens and Animals: Trance - FML

Trance

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Friday 24 September 2010 23:49

Pussywhipped.

I_iz_special 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:42

This is why I love and dispise my kittens. Kittens the epitome of evil, yet the are also the epitome of cute. Op go hug your kittens and give them a treat, since they are evil masterminds.

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maidenandwhat 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:51

damn cats and their cuteness!

maddygirl13 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:51

OP YDI! SMARTEN UP!

cuppycake19 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:52

kittens ftw!

_whisper_ 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:52

Haha, you must have a high pain tolerance.

SkullCanddi 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:53

Heyy Same Here But With My Sweet Little Puppy And Baby Sister(:

gusgus36 5

Friday 24 September 2010 23:56

it's ok, at least you got to see some amazing cuteness! :p haha

supaman1 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:56

Your chances of getting your comment posted on this app us just as low as your FML being posted nowadays,, ydi tho

saywhaaat_01 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:01

wowwwww you must have no life if you get hypnotized by your cats.

MissGrinch 4

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:09

Wow, you must lack a life for NOT being hypnotized by kittens. ;) -attempts you hypnotize you-

sramb 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 3:07

33, I just imagined you slowly swinging a kitten by its tail in front of 24.

pancake_mixx 9

Saturday 25 September 2010 16:02

70- So I'm not the only one?! I imagined that too :D

Kilestfou_fml 7

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:02

Donkeyness

mintcar 9

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:03

Wow, YDI.

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