Trance

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 010
You deserved it 31 661

Top comments

This is why I love and dispise my kittens. Kittens the epitome of evil, yet the are also the epitome of cute. Op go hug your kittens and give them a treat, since they are evil masterminds.

Comments

perdix 29

And you suddenly learned that you are gay. Super-gay. If you were transfixed by hot women Jello wrestling, you'd still be one of us.

Good call. I didn't even notice OP was a dude.

How about some sympathy? I'll bet this made it difficult for OP and his male roommate to go antiqueing after they picked up the Pomeranians from the salon

ya know polopony, I would think they'd skip the antiquing and go get OP a manicure and pedicure to prevent the coffee's staining his cuticles and ruining his nail polish.

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

omg, how the hell didn't yoou noticed thaat?? ;o

I think the OP means that he didn't notice he wasn't pouring coffee into the cup until it hit his hand and foot.

americuzz 8

-42 yea they are!!!! that's why I love dogs:)

How did you not notice that? Wouldn't it burn?

h2opoloplaya 0

and how does that make you feel