Cats, Kittens and Animals: Trance - FML

Trance

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Friday 24 September 2010 23:49

Pussywhipped.

I_iz_special 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:42

This is why I love and dispise my kittens. Kittens the epitome of evil, yet the are also the epitome of cute. Op go hug your kittens and give them a treat, since they are evil masterminds.

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dhiran_singh 16

Friday 2 December 2011 16:44

Could you feel your hamd and foot was burnin'?

ravengirl1234 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:09

"Transfixed by the cuteness" I love that

TrolloCats 10

Saturday 8 August 2015 7:40

This is is not true because of the simple factor that pain will over rule all sense of felling, can't beat science

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 23 December 2018 22:46

Have you noticed now?

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Today, we got a new kitchen but in my wife’s brain it’s so perfect that she doesn’t want it ruined by anything, so no one is allowed to use it. it’s been installed for 4 days, we haven’t cooked anything, used the sink, fridge empty. I can’t even put anything on the counter in case it scratches. FML

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You deserved it 397

Today, breastfeeding my infant has become so automatic that when my dog nuzzled up against me while I was sleeping, I lifted up my shirt and unhooked my nursing bra. FML

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You deserved it 384

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was wood chips that were behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

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You deserved it 3 801

Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML

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Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

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