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By Anonymous - 15/12/2024 21:00

Today, we got a new kitchen but in my wife’s brain it’s so perfect that she doesn’t want it ruined by anything, so no one is allowed to use it. it’s been installed for 4 days, we haven’t cooked anything, used the sink, fridge empty. I can’t even put anything on the counter in case it scratches. FML
I agree, your life sucks 552
You deserved it 94

Same thing different taste

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TomeDr 24

I get where she’s coming from. Once in use, it’ll never be as clean as it is now! But four days is a bit much.

Wadlaen 23

Then it sounds like you haven't actually got a new kitchen but a monument of some sort. Kitchens are supposed to be used for making and eating food, and they're supposed to occasionally get food stains on the floor and walls that needs to be washed. You should try to talk some sense into your wife and her crazy brain.

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Wadlaen 23

Then it sounds like you haven't actually got a new kitchen but a monument of some sort. Kitchens are supposed to be used for making and eating food, and they're supposed to occasionally get food stains on the floor and walls that needs to be washed. You should try to talk some sense into your wife and her crazy brain.

TomeDr 24

I get where she’s coming from. Once in use, it’ll never be as clean as it is now! But four days is a bit much.

When a layer of dust starts to form on the counters and kitchen sink, you can start using the kitchen. Wait until your wife is out of the place and start dusting, as in depositing dust on the surfaces.

Women LOVE the shiny things. Especially when they're brand spanking new Shiny that we've been dreaming of for a while. It will wear off and she'll calm down about it. It's like men admiring the car they've been dreaming of and finally acquired. That first chip in the paint work is always heartbreaking... Just let her enjoy it and make damn sure you aren't the first person to scratch anything.

d j mom 8

we just got a shiny new stainless steel kitchen set and I couldn't bring myself to use the gorgeous range for about 4 days. then I cooked. I have been cleaning it a lot more than the old white (ick) one. I did put the food in the fridge immediately though cuz...... food. she'll get over it soon enough.

New kitchen but same old doormat, apparently.