Relatable, Awkward and Mugging: Traumatic, but funny

okay, this is funny... but I have to call bullshit on this. I mean really, who gets mugged and their first response is to ask the attacker if they are mugging them? But hey, that's just me and my opinion though.

x_Leopard_x 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:51

Wouldn't it be kind of obvious if he was mugging you or not? lol

Smiley011 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:56

haha smartass mugger :] hope u didnt get hurt

MoobyTheCow 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:41

I like how him calling you ugly was the FML, rather than the actual mugging. @all: Most muggers don't rape the people they mug.

Fateless_Fighter 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:41

So you're saying FML to him not likeing the way you look, and not that he was mugging you. O.O'

LordKoin772 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:36

Hope you weren't hurt, if you werent than fyl anyway cuz u got your shit robbed. But thats hilarious, he's the best mugger ever.

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