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Travelling light

By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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You deserved it 60 341

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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You deserved it 1 218

It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 574

You deserved it 18 554

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 057

You deserved it 8 396

By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 907

You deserved it 40 666

Five bucks

By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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You deserved it 351

By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 165

By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 778

You deserved it 18 555

By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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You deserved it 28 132

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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You deserved it 30 915

By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 302

Shallow_Padentic 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

Like you didn't do that on purpose.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:10

You deserve it. You probably should have checked yourself out in the mirror first. I have to agree with Shallow_Padentic: You most likely did that on purpose.

Comments

Bella_999 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:10

at least he told you :) that was nice of him.

UncleverName_FYL 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:58

that's only his excuse for getting a close up :)

fishness 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:07

FYL because you're probably trailer trash. No normal girl would feel good about getting checked out by the fat sketchy men who shop at Wal-Mart. Ew.

Eaglestrike117 29

Saturday 1 August 2009 18:02

Great username.

Bullshet 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 18:07

And you didn't realize this before you left the house? Did you get dressed in the dark or something?

joe_chemo2005 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 1:10

Well, think of what you can do if you ever need money.

LaLaJoy 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 1:55

Why the hell are so many people saying she deserved this one? Have just a little bit of sympathy.

errrrrz 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 6:13

Yeah seriously... people are so rude.

Mcmaster 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 11:10

She deserved it because she is dumb and felt good about a bunch of creepers staring at her ass.

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 3 August 2009 6:54

It's funny how many assumptions people make when they read these things... that she's slutty, that she knew her dress was see-through, that it was cheap, that men were staring at her ass, that these men were fat and creepy, etc.... People are not only assholes, they're stupid, too.

Mcmaster 0

Monday 3 August 2009 11:01

You do not need to be fat to be creepy. I am saying that they were creepy for looking. Do not make assumptions about what I meant.

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 3 August 2009 21:28

I wasn't talking about your comment. Other people, like #118, made the remark about Walmart shoppers being fat or something.

HagelBagel 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:37

It's not that people don't have sympathy. It's that when people make stupid decisions, they act like what they did couldn't be helped. I wouldn't get joy from someone being embarrassed, but I find it to be just a little ridiculous that they wouldn't take some kind of action to prevent something like this. Also, it's not that she is slutty (because a lot of people just assume that), it's that she has the appearance of being slutty (no offense). Appearances mean a lot when seeing or meeting someone because people tend to immediately judge your character based on that before even getting to know you. For instance, people might think that I'm a fat, lazy slob because I'm overweight. It's not true but I may have the appearance especially when I don't have the time to groom in the morning or before going to work. She could be the sweetest and most modest girl in the world, but that means nothing to someone who just sees her and doesn't want to get to know her.