By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States
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Har!
My thoughts exactly. I have no words for this.
how is your life ******..you are just stupid. and apparently ugly.
Haahaahaaaaaaa! Not too clever, huh bitch? Sex appeal only works if you have it!
That cop just destroyed you. Epic win for the cop. You ma'am, are a dumbass. And totally deserve your ticket.
kosscom
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You deserve it for not showing him your pussy. He puts his life on the line for you EVERY day! The least he deserves is a pussy shot! Maybe a lick or two!
If you don't have the hotness don't flirt with the cops, you'll just make their day worse.
Totally epic! On that note...good job setting women back 100 years...
UGLY. you ain't got not alibi, your ugly.
Blacksabbath211
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YDI BI'TCH, lmao!!!!
scvcwcheer
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you set yourself up for that...
WhiteBoyThatCan
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haha you can't flirt if your a fatass dumb bitch.
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
crackberrie
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hahah... #3: having said that, the OP sounds like she had quite a productive day :)
hahah good way of putting it.
5) If all of the above are true, bribe him with actual sex. OP - YDI for not doing the obvious.
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
Agreed =]
XCaLX_fml
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hahahahaha
missmeliss0309
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You totally deserved it. And the cop is awesome. lol!
selenes
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i know. YDI it for two reasons; 1) automatically assuming the cop would find you attractive and b) driving terribly.
GDinNJ
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1) and b)? Fail. xD
karmaSUCKS321453
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200 ftw
YDI for not driving well. The cop seems like a pretty kick-ass guy.
Thabb
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Agreed 200.
YDI for being ugly
Bloodrush
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POW! Right in the kisser!
hahahaha
Huh... Guess you learned something today. You shouldn't have been speeding anyway. :]
Take THAT, feminist movement.
trulyinsane
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ZING!
shhh...men are talking.
MercyFML, shut the **** up bitch. Srsly.
fucklifeee
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haha, i'm a girl but ohnoyouDINT, you're hilarious.
DuhthatsObvious
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This has nothing to do with a Feminist movement. In fact OP is a hinderance to that. Feminism: Women = Men, not women > men!
MercyFML said: "Tell me again how her behavior changes me somehow?" Well, you seem to be wasting your ever so precious time by making these posts and arguments. That's one obvious example...But then again, I'm sure even that is too complex for your pretty little head to process. Have a nice day :)
GDinNJ
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Leave MercyFML alone, obviously she's going to be offended if you're implying that SHE should be compared to the woman in this FML posting, I mean, come on. Who wouldn't be? And win, ohnoyoudint, haha. Not only amusing, but a very valid point. But then again, who doesn't want to find a way out of a ticket, right? xD
that shhhh men are talking thing is from family guy.
andlifesuxagain
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Stupid Women shouldnt even be driving...
thtnerdykid
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YDI... Not for being ugly, but for trying to get out of a ticket and wanting a stranger to call you pretty
Yeah, it it was the combination of irresponsibility and manipulativeness that made me click YDI.
SICK BURN!!! Stop speeding, ugly.
hahahaha
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What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.