True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
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illabye 0

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

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goujee 2

He probably realized you were listening, serves you right for eavesdropping

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jonnyboy1351 6

Everybody dies sooner or later..I'm sure he didn't mean anything

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mollymayan 3

You should've turned around and said, "Not before you do."

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AClassActx3 7

Then you should download the gmh app instead of fml 23 - but anyways , I would be alarmed too. Even if he's just crazy, that would ruin my day!

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coolbrony12 3

Call the cops and report him! And GTFO in a good way.

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scuttlebuttz 1

The sooner you realize that we're all going to die the better, OP

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skullofdarkness 18

Is anyone else thinking this would make a great rage comic?

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xRBKCrOsBy87x 0

Hey, it you're beautiful you'll be alright OP... As long as you don't leave your house ;)

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athlete1990 4

He knew you were listening. That's what you get for eavesdropping.

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