Kids: Truth hurts

Truth hurts

By andthatshowitgoes - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my adorable 8 year-old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty and I don't want people to know I lied." FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 November 2021 15:55

Congrats on raising yet another misogynist! Let the little ****** walk home from school -- that will be "pretty" miserable.

tipsyone 22

Wednesday 10 November 2021 0:30

Brutal but at least he is being considerate somehow

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 November 2021 15:55

Congrats on raising yet another misogynist! Let the little ****** walk home from school -- that will be "pretty" miserable.

tipsyone 22

Wednesday 10 November 2021 0:30

Brutal but at least he is being considerate somehow

Brightside86 30

Friday 12 November 2021 2:21

OMG that's savage. I kind of love that kids are so honest though, I mean it's not like you've never seen yourself.

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