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By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 13:00

Today, I made my niece cry when I told her that snakes are just tails with faces. She won't stop. FML
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GhostFox 33

What made you think that telling a little girl that one animal is the tail of another severed from them that has grown a face would be a good idea.

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GhostFox 33

What made you think that telling a little girl that one animal is the tail of another severed from them that has grown a face would be a good idea.

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zeffra13 31

"Tails with faces" does not automatically mean severed tail off another animal. She was probably referring to that all neck vs. all tail joke.

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GhostFox 33

What are tails usually on? Animals. Why would a tail not be on an animal? Someone cut it off. Children have very literal interpretations of things.

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Glowworm56 26

Please don't make the same mistake when she's older and describe sperm as being just tails with faces.

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sweetbliss3 37

I literally laughed out loud. oh how true that is and I never thought of it that way.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Shouldn't you be telling her your a snake

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Lobby_Bee 17

I just got a new perspective on snakes and I don't know how I feel about it.

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tonyfan00 38

I thought they were faces with tails...

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randybryant799 20

God that's awful. Sounds like a horror movie. Why would you tell a kid that?

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