Turbulence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Hope

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML
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xSkittle 16

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

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Kashaqueetrah 12

Ugh that's disgusting! Ask if you can move seats. FYL

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Paradoxxxx 16

Change seats. Just do it. Or spend the whole flight in the washroom

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JMichael 25

Hope he doesn't lay his head on your shoulder

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riashah 14

Oops ! Lice attack ! Cover your head with the paper bag. Or better yet, make him do it.

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DKjazz 20

Better yet, cover his head with a plastic bag.

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saocrates 16

I don't think you want that guy touching you...nor you touching him.

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lastdayoflove 3

Does anyone here even know the first thing about lice? It can only be transferred to you with direct head-to-head contact, or if you're sharing something with him that's been on his head for an extended amount of time. >_<

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Carmstro 13

Like the seats? I'd be worried about then jumping from his headrest to mine. Not unlikely.

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Readoll 13

Or they crawl over the chair to her hair since theyre seated next to eachother... Not just direct head to head contact.

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Larry_Bitch 4

i know a lot about lice. I used to have it as a littke tot. ******* best friend my ass.

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SMHsohard 22

No need for head to head contact, even though the most common cause is sharing hats and hair brushes; little ******* can jump about a foot.

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wannabesinger 16

I got in an argument with the school nurse when I was in fourth grade over this. She was adamant that lice couldn't jump, and I knew that they could. I had lice a few times as a child and my mother would see them jump.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

i had to fly to Poland (10 hours) next to my sister, now thats a problem.

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